1. simplesidewaysglance:

    There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

    image

    (via boredofeverything)

  2. incognito-author:

    vacidicar:

    spadenightmaren:

    what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

    Why is this not getting around faster

    DUDE

    (via boredofeverything)

  3. assiest:

    sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

    assiest:

    i am 41 cheetos tall 

    Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

    we were out of doritos 

    (via blazing-undead)

  4. earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really
    earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really
    earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really
    earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really


earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

    earthsoldiers:

    earthlynation:

    common sense, really

    (via blazing-undead)

  5. meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

    — Guangjian Huang

    …could be a Devourer…

    (via nokamiamigurumi)

  6. leonhardta:

that’s basically their relationship tbh
    leonhardta:

that’s basically their relationship tbh

    leonhardta:

    that’s basically their relationship tbh

    (via makottotachibana)

  7. mettaworldrake:

    mettaworldrake:

    is sand called sand because its between sea and land?

    thats FUCKED

    holyy fakkkk

    (via sassy-corporal-rivaille-jaeger)

  8. class-snuggle:

    My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

    (via sassy-corporal-rivaille-jaeger)

  9. notyourmamasmessiah:

The cat is like O, dear God, this SUCKS!
    notyourmamasmessiah:

The cat is like O, dear God, this SUCKS!
    notyourmamasmessiah:

The cat is like O, dear God, this SUCKS!

    notyourmamasmessiah:

    The cat is like O, dear God, this SUCKS!

    (via blazing-undead)

  10. mybeautifulidiot:

    *settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

    (via blazing-undead)

  11. majortwink:

    in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

    (via blazing-undead)

  12. actuates:

    HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
    1. Get the ball
    2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
    3. Run.

    (via blazing-undead)